Anyone ever play Mad Libs as a kid? Well, you can do it online... Here are the ones that I did. I loved Mad Libs as a kid.
Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our sweet universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire fish and that the sun and all of the windows revolved around it. But then a/a Polish named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the apple 62 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Johnson, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first hot telescopes, which was invented by Gabe. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of pickle stuck on each end of a/an dentist. In 1600 an Italian garbage man named Galileo expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was happily arrested. After peeing for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to eat.
Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our sweet universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire fish and that the sun and all of the windows revolved around it. But then a/a Polish named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the apple 62 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Johnson, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first hot telescopes, which was invented by Gabe. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of pickle stuck on each end of a/an dentist. In 1600 an Italian garbage man named Galileo expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was happily arrested. After peeing for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to eat.
And another one:
Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the tooth
To get her stinky spider a bone.
When she got there, the elephant was lazy
And so her beautiful dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the book to fetch a/an can of water.
Jack fell down and broke his bowl,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her nose.
And when she was shiny, she was very, very fun,
And when she was bad, she was freaky.
There was a greasy woman who grieved in a shoe.
She had so many flowers
She didn't know what to do.
The last one:
Amusement Parks
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer bike. When you get there, you can rent a candle and go for a swim. And there are lots of glorious things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an desk with mustard, relish, and brooms on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of box with a nice fat slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold lemonade. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your underwear. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little shoes, that you drive and run into other cookies, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big wagon and try to grab the gold rake as you ride past.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer bike. When you get there, you can rent a candle and go for a swim. And there are lots of glorious things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an desk with mustard, relish, and brooms on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of box with a nice fat slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold lemonade. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your underwear. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little shoes, that you drive and run into other cookies, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big wagon and try to grab the gold rake as you ride past.
http://www.penguinputnam.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/fun.html.
You can play too! Have fun!
2 comments:
Here's mine Jamie! Remember doing these in the church van on the way to some youth group event?! We got pretty mean sometimes!
Amusement Parks
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
man. When you get there, you can rent a
woman and go for a swim. And there are lots of
hairy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an Indiana with mustard, relish, and gophers
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of lightbulb with a
nice stinky slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold snot. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your cuecumber.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
cameras, that you drive and run into other yards,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big cat
and try to grab the gold Sam as you ride past.
Here's another one!
There was a rolly woman
who squatted in a shoe.
She had so many feet
She didn't know what to do.
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